2005: VT, MA Announce Civil Union

The State of Vermont and the Commonwealth of Massachusetts were joined in marriage this week in a small, intimate ceremony at the Provincetown home of Congressman Barney Frank (D-MA). “I’ve always had my eye on that little vixen to the south,” said Vermont, “I can’t wait to nestle those Berkshires into my Green Mountains.” The couple, now known as Vermassachusetts, has also announced plans to adopt Rhode Island.