September 20, 2017

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  • Recently-widowed Edna Crouse will no longer donate her late husband’s clothes to the local Goodwill. The 78-year-old Yeehaw Junction resident reports encountering numerous men dressed in the clothing of her deceased husband, Roland. “It’s quite upsetting,” said [...]
  • San Francisco, CA (TDP) – In a startling revelation that has sent shockwaves throughout the Internet, Twitter today revealed that they do, in fact, have an offensive content policy.  The Daily Parodian investigative team has uncovered [...]
  • No other presidential appointment has generated as much controversy as that of White House Chief Strategist and Special Counselor to the President, Steve Bannon.  Although much has been written and said about his involvement with Breitbart [...]
  • Washington, DC (TDP) – In an effort to advocate bipartisanship within its deeply divided ranks, the House of Representatives today approved funding for the promotion of additional shocking tragedies in the United States and overseas.  “Nothing brings us [...]
  • The office of NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has announced that New England Patriots quarterback, and Super Bowl LI MVP, Tom Brady will be suspended for the first six games of the 2017-2018 season. The punishment is [...]
  • Washington, DC (TDP) – The bubble has burst once again for Trump University.  The Men’s NCAA Basketball Selection Committee announced its field of 68 teams for this year’s tournament Sunday night, a lineup that did [...]
  • National Public Radio CEO Jarl Mohn has announced that the publicly-funded liberal radio network will offer an abbreviated programming schedule on Inauguration Day, January 20th.  “We’ve had quite a few of the staff call in [...]
  • Washington, DC (TDP) – A recently published report from the Congressional Budget Office (CBO) has concluded that every one of the 321.4 million residents of the United States will die if the American Healthcare Act (AHCA) is passed [...]