Trump Attacks TikTok in Attempt to Silence Sarah Cooper

"Such a Nasty Woman"

Washington, DC (TDP) – With the clock ticking on the deadline for a shutdown of TikTok in the United States, sources within the Trump Administration have revealed the motivation behind the President’s vendetta against the Chinese-owned video-sharing social network — the silencing of comedian Sarah Cooper.

Cooper, reportedly no relation to CNN’s Anderson Cooper, has created dozens of viral videos lip-syncing President Trump’s words that have been viewed by millions on TikTok over the past several months.

Asked about the TikTok situation, President Trump cited his 90 million Twitter followers before turning his comments to Cooper.

“And I’ll tell you what. I didn’t think I’d say this, but I’m going to say it, and I hate to say it. But, I am going to instruct my attorney general to get a special prosecutor to look into her situation, because there has never been so many lies, so much deception. There has never been anything like it, and we’re going to have a special prosecutor.”

Trump called Cooper “extraordinarily nasty” and “nasty to a level that was just a horrible thing,” declaring, “I won’t forget that soon.”

Trump went on to describe Cooper, who recently debuted her own comedy special on NetFlix, as  a “loser” who will disappear “like the Covid in April.”

“”She doesn’t have the look. She doesn’t have the stamina, I said she doesn’t have the stamina, and I don’t believe she does have the stamina.”

“I really understand beauty. And I will tell you, she’s not — I owned Miss Universe. I owned Miss USA. I mean I own a lot of different things. I do understand beauty, and she’s not.”

Later denying he had ever seen or heard of Sarah Cooper, Trump described the TikTok situation as a solely a matter of national security.

“I can’t believe the words that come out of her mouth.  Who could possibly believe those lies? Such a nasty, nasty woman.”

“I mean, who writes her material.  Am I right?”

Sarah Cooper was unavailable for comment.