Local Bicyclist Announces That ‘Yes, In Fact, I Do Think I Own the Road’

In an impromptu announcement at a local intersection this afternoon, city resident Jeffrey Pritchard, 53, left no doubt as to his feelings regarding ownership of the local roadways.  “Yeah pal, I do think I own the f’n road,” an emotional Pritchard declared.  “You got a problem with that?!?”  The cyclist’s answer was in response to a question posed by Alex Durant, 38, of Yeehaw Junction.  “Hey pal, what do you think you own the f’n road?” asked the Lexus-driving Durant as he attempted to make a left hand turn in front the Schwinn-riding Pritchard.  Durant was unavailable for comment on whether he did, indeed, have a f’n problem with that.