Money

Dallas, TX (TDP) – In the wake of massive consumer data breaches recently reported by Facebook and Equifax, U.S. phone companies now admit unknowingly releasing the names, addresses, and phone […]

West Chester, PA (TDP) – After a long, sad night of drinking and missed hookups, QVC, the world’s leading television network shill, dialed the number listed at the bottom of the […]

Chicago, IL (TDP) – United Airlines (UAL) today announced plans to offer fee-based upgrades for passengers wishing to smoke on any of its domestic or international flights.  United’s new “Butt” fee […]

San Francisco, CA (TDP) – In a startling revelation that has sent shockwaves throughout the Internet, Twitter today revealed that they do, in fact, have an offensive content policy.  The Daily […]

The National Onion Association, official organization of the U.S. onion industry, today announced the acquisition of digital media company The Onion, once known for its weekly satirical newspaper. Univision, parent company […]