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Jesus Responds to ‘He Gets Us’ Ad Campaign

February 26, 2024 William F Barkley 0

Somewhere in Heaven (TDP) – The star of the recent ‘He Gets Us’ television advertisements, part of a Christian outreach campaign, was reached for comment today on the ubiquitous public service […]

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U2 Announces Addition of Bush 43 to Band for World Tour

July 17, 2017 William F Barkley 0

Crawford, TX (TDP) – Irish rock band U2 has announced that former U.S. President George W. Bush will be permanently joining the group for its next world tour and beyond.  In an […]

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Kathy Griffin Mistakenly Severs Own Head in Comedic Gaffe

June 2, 2017 William F Barkley 0

Reputed comedian Kathy Griffin today severed her own head in a follow-up to her hugely popular Trump-beheading photo.  The accidental decapitation was captured on film during a photo shoot with […]

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Trump Invites Ex-Wives, Mistresses to White House for Valentine’s Day

February 14, 2017 William F Barkley 0

President Donald Trump has extended an invitation to his ex-wives and mistresses to attend a state dinner at the White House to commemorate Valentine’s Day.  The dinner, to be emceed by former […]

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Punxsutawney Phyllis Emerges from Burrow

February 2, 2017 William F Barkley 0

Pennsylvania Groundhog Announces Transgender Status      

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NPR Boycotts Broadcast of Inauguration Proceedings

January 16, 2017 William F Barkley 0

National Public Radio CEO Jarl Mohn has announced that the publicly-funded liberal radio network will offer an abbreviated programming schedule on Inauguration Day, January 20th.  “We’ve had quite a few […]

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Backlash Over White Actor’s Portrayal of Michael Jackson

January 13, 2017 William F Barkley 0

The family of the late Michael Jackson expressed outrage this week over the casting of a white British actor in the role of the black American pop star in the […]

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  • ‘Autism Speaks’ Asks Elon Musk to Please Shut the F*** Up

    April 6, 2025 0
    Washington, DC (TDP) – Autism Speaks, the national non-profit organization dedicated to creating an inclusive world for individuals with autism and their families, formally released a statement today asking billionaire businessman Elon Musk to please stop [...]
  • Jesus Responds to ‘He Gets Us’ Ad Campaign

    February 26, 2024 0
    Somewhere in Heaven (TDP) – The star of the recent ‘He Gets Us’ television advertisements, part of a Christian outreach campaign, was reached for comment today on the ubiquitous public service announcements. Jesus Christ, founder of [...]
  • Local Man Worried He Left House Without Shutting Off Internet

    February 26, 2021 0
    Yeehaw Junction, RI (TDP) – Local resident Zeke Hawthorne, 61, became quite concerned recently after realizing he had left his Private Ridges Road home for a short trip with the internet still running. “You can’t be too careful,” the [...]
  • Dr. Seuss to Oversee COVID Vaccine Distribution

    December 18, 2020 0
    The ZEETCHES Now, the Mask-Wearing Zeetches Had masks on their faces. But the Bare-Faced Zeetches Wore none in the places. Those masks weren’t so big. They were really so small. You might think such a [...]
  • Republicans McConnell, Graham, Cruz Frantically Search Senate Utility Closets For Missing Testicles

    November 21, 2020 0
    Washington, DC (TDP) – Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY), senior Senator Lindsay Graham (R-SC), and Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) led a delegation of Republican congressman and officials in a frantic search through the Russell [...]
  • Dr. Fauci Mistakenly Invites Entire Nation to His Home for Thanksgiving

    November 19, 2020 0
    Washington, DC (TDP) – In a hastily-called news conference, Dr. Anthony Fauci, director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, made a final, desperate plea to the American public regarding the upcoming Thanksgiving holiday.  [...]

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