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Overheard at Inaugural Balls
— President Trump Mic’d Up For The Night — “I think this place is restricted Wang, so don’t tell ’em you’re Jewish! OK, fine.” “Oh, this is the worst lookin’ […]
Year: 2017
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Trump Inaugurated as 45th President. Obamas Flee Washington.
“Ask Not What Your Country Can Do For You. Ask What Your Country Can Do For Me.” In a mostly cloudy ceremony attended by tens of millions in Washington, […]
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Would-be Jihadist Abandons Nightclub Shooting Plans
The murderous plans of area resident Abu Hasayn Al Britani were delayed on Saturday night when a ‘Club Hysteria’ regular caught his eye at the popular nightspot. Al Britani, 27, had […]
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Obama Commutes Manning Sentence
In a controversial decision Tuesday, President Obama commuted all but four months of Manning’s 35-year sentence for leaking classified U.S. intelligence information. “I feel very comfortable that justice has been […]
Entertainment
NPR Boycotts Broadcast of Inauguration Proceedings
National Public Radio CEO Jarl Mohn has announced that the publicly-funded liberal radio network will offer an abbreviated programming schedule on Inauguration Day, January 20th. “We’ve had quite a few […]
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Trump Labels Republican Tax Plan as “Too Complicated”
In an interview with the Wall Street Journal this week, President Trump described portions of the proposed Republican corporate tax plan as “too complicated” and vowed to simplify. “I like […]
Entertainment
Backlash Over White Actor’s Portrayal of Michael Jackson
The family of the late Michael Jackson expressed outrage this week over the casting of a white British actor in the role of the black American pop star in the […]
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Sex, Lies and Videotape: Russian Prostitutes Sue Trump
Three Russian women have filed a lawsuit in Moscow Superior Court against President Donald Trump charging that the disclosure of their relationship with the leader of the free world has […]
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Trump Acknowledges Russian-DNC Hacking Charges
In his first press conference as President-Elect, and first in almost six months, Donald Trump acknowledged that the Russian government was involved in the hacking of the Democratic Party during […]
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Trump Addresses Conflict-of-Interest Issues
Washington DC (TDP) President Donald Trump today addressed concerns over potential conflict-of-interest issues concerning his ownership of global business ventures while fulfilling his duties as President. Trump’s attorney, Sherri Dillon, announced […]