Yeehaw Junction, RI (TDP) – Local resident Zeke Hawthorne, 61, became quite concerned recently after realizing he had left his Private Ridges Road home for a short trip with the internet still running. “You […]
Albany, NY (TDP) – The bodies of several dozen non-essential government employees were discovered buried in the snow this morning outside the Department of Motor Vehicle offices on Pearl Street […]
In an impromptu announcement at a local intersection this afternoon, city resident Jeffrey Pritchard, 53, left no doubt as to his feelings regarding ownership of the local roadways. “Yeah pal, I […]
Westerville, OH (TDP) – Born in a humble workshop almost 85 years ago, a matching pair of French leather club chairs succumbed to old age this week just hours apart. The […]
A rift has developed within a local family as Trevor, a 12-year-old golden retriever, has refused to sign the living will requested by his owners, the Robertson’s. The will, intended […]
Ms. Clark’s 4th grade class at Cedar Grove Elementary School led their schoolmates in a spirited protest this week, highlighted by the melting of a Donald Trump snowman in effigy. […]
Recently-widowed Edna Crouse will no longer donate her late husband’s clothes to the local Goodwill. The 78-year-old Yeehaw Junction resident reports encountering numerous men dressed in the clothing of her deceased husband, […]
The popular sledding hill at Downey Park was unavailable earlier this week after John Walpole, 43, took over the child-friendly recreation area with a 1980’s throwback performance of flying saucer snow sled dominance. […]
Pennsylvania Groundhog Announces Transgender Status
The murderous plans of area resident Abu Hasayn Al Britani were delayed on Saturday night when a ‘Club Hysteria’ regular caught his eye at the popular nightspot. Al Britani, 27, had […]
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